original-plastic:

Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.

(via hunnid-staxx)

lzbth:

i am FULL of HATE and CEREAL

(via fake-mermaid)

angrychickpea:

i find it funny that “i like big butts” has always been a well-liked song, but as soon as Nicki Minaj samples it and shows off her amazing ass in a video, suddenly OH MY GOD WHAT A SLUT PUT THAT AWAY

like, it’s okay for a guy to talk about how much he loves butts
but it’s not okay for women to love their own butts

funny how that works

(Source: , via uglysauros)

faketual:

Perks of dating me: I’ll let you sleep on my boobs

(via hotboyproblems)

plunders:

raise your hand if you’re a lil bit of an asshole

(Source: cokeproblem, via to-be-everything)

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